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Junior Wing EP

by Team Satan

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1.
Yeah, we're Team Satan We know what to do It would take a million motherf*ckers Just to do all the evil we do Yeah, we're Team Satan We got the grades that pass And if you don't believe it We're gonna kick your f*ckin' ass right now Yeah, we're Team Satan We want in your head We're on our third cup of coffee when most mother-f*ckers are in bed Yeah, we're Team Satan We got the grades that pass And if you don't believe it We're gonna kick your f*ckin' ass right now
2.
We're not those kids Yeah, we're not that kind And we'd rather tell you to f*ck off Than give you the time And we can be cold And we can turn off We can be all right But we'd rather be wrong We're not those kids Yeah, we're not that kind And we'd rather tell you to f*ck off Than give you the time We can get our way Or we can get gone We can take all f*cking day But that'd take too f*cking long So come on!
3.
C'mon on baby let's sin Let's sin tonight C'mon baby let's sin By the candlelight If we ain't sinnin', girl Then we ain't winnin', girl So come on, let's sin tonight
4.
Death & Destruction are coming Baby, it's too late to save your ass Your savior is too late And you've chosen the wrong path Death, he's a mean motherf*cker And I'm afraid you pissed him off But when the shit went down There was no one else around, no Devil is pleased with me Devil is pleased with me He keeps my pockets Always filled with money Devil is pleased with me Devil is pleased with me I keep his shoes shined Oh yeah, the Devil is pleased with me Devil is pissed at me Devil is pissed at me But I couldn't kill that man Way down in New Orleans Death & Destruction are coming Baby, it's too late to save your ass It is much too late to save your ass
5.
Mama said not to listen to devil rock (8x) But I'm here to tell you, sisters Mama is a bitch (8x) Daddy said, leave the devil alone (8x) But I'm here to tell you, brothers Daddy drank a lot (8x) Mama said take off your clothes (8x)
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Recorded in the basement of the OFF-White House sometime in the summer of 1997.

Judging from their Jr. Wing EP, Team Satan is on a mission to bring back the mosh pit—and success is only a few gigs away. They've got a great name and an old-fashioned punk rock sound—minimalist yet kinetic chord progressions, rapid fire vocals and profanity buried underneath incredibly low production values. The formula works, and is sorely missed on the EP's third track, which flirts with a more accessible sound, less volatile identity. Don't expect any details about the songs though—not even the titles are included.—ILLINOIS ENTERTAINER


Compelling lyrics, griping guitar work, competent drumming, pounding bass make this the best record of all time...you know, the Devil made me write that...—REGLAR WIGLAR


This is the kind of weird thing to review... because it says it was "recorded in the basement of the OFF-White House sometime in the summer of 1997." The weird part about that is that I saw Team Satan play a live show in the basement of a house which may have been off-white in the summer of 1997. I don't recall the house's color. However, this recording doesn't sound like a live show. (no crowd sounds) so I don't think it was the same night. This four piece punk band has the chops and the fun. I'd like to see them perform again. This cassette shows that their songs are tasty, but I can't recommend anyone buy this. Unfortunately, the sound quality of this cassette is very poor. I hope they put something out with better producution values because they are good.—TAILSPINS

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released May 4, 2023

Lori Kolb: bass
Mike Wing: drums and vocals
Chris Auman: guitar and vocals
Todd Uzel: guitar, backing vocals on "Mama Said"

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